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Humor Distorts Nothing, And Only False Gods Are Laughed Off Their Earthly Pedestals.

There Is A Vast Deal Of Make-believe In The Carefully Nurtured Sentiment For Country Life, And The Barefoot Boy, And The Mountain Girl.

Every Misused Word Revenges Itself Forever Upon A Writer's Reputation.

Wit Is Artificial; Humor Is Natural. Wit Is Accidental; Humor Is Inevitable. Wit Is Born Of Conscious Effort; Humor, Of The Allotted Ironies Of Fate. Wit Can Be Expressed Only In Language; Humor Can Be Developed Sufficiently In Situation.

Need Drives Men To Envy As Fullness Drives Them To Selfishness.