List of Oliver Reed Quotes

I Wouldn't Like To See A Chick Of Mine Taking Her Clothes Off And Kissing A Fellow On Screen. And My Girls Must Get Very Hurt When They See Me Doing It.

Then You Get Into It, Especially If You Start Talking About Football, Fighting And Muhammad Ali. Then The Ladies Get Very Bored And Start Delivering Ultimatums.

I'm Really A Pacifist.

Even Though People Say Richard Harris And I Have Been Having A Great Feud, It's Not True.

Winner Gave Me My Bread And Russell Gave Me My Art.

You Get So Weak From Eating Pears That You Fall Down, And Then They Come And Take You Away On A Stretcher.

I Might Get Drunk One Day And Fall In Love Or Fall Over A Hooker Outside, And I Would Have Consummated A Relationship That I Couldn't Necessarily Believe In.

I Believe My Woman Shouldn't Work Outside The Home.

I Do Think A Carpenter Needs A Good Hammer To Bang In The Nail.

I Like The Effect Drink Has On Me.

But The Trouble Is That When You Drink It, You Invariably Meet Other People Drinking It.

When I Come Home And I'm Tired From Filming All Day, I Expect Her To Be There And Make Sure Everything Is Cool For Me. You Know, Like Drawing My Bath And Helping Me Into Bed.