I Believe My Woman Shouldn't Work Outside

Do What You Must, But Do It Well, Above All Enjoy Yourself!

Life Shouldn't Be About Sitting Around Staring At Frosted Glass. Life Should Be Lived And That's All There Is To It.

I Don't Like Doing Most Things Unless I Can Do Them Quite Well.

I Would Much Rather End Up A Fertiliser Under A Sunflower Which Is Eventually Made Into Sunflower Seed Oil So That Instead Of Nibbling Me In Her Prawn Cocktail, The Pretty Girl Will Rub Me On Her Bristols As She Suns Herself On A Beach In The Caribbean.

I Don't Have A Drink Problem. But If That Was The Case And Doctors Told Me I Had To Stop, I'd Like To Think That I Would Be Brave Enough To Drink Myself Into The Grave.