Old Age Ain't For Sissies

You Know What Nostalgia Is, Don't You? It's Basically A Matter Of Recalling The Fun Without Reliving The Pain.

The Act Of Sex, Gratifying As It May Be, Is God's Joke On Humanity. It Is Man's Last Desperate Stand At Superintendency.

The Real Female Should Be Partly Male And The Real Male Should Be Partly Female Anyway.

An Affair Now And Then Is Good For A Marriage. It Adds Spice, Stops It From Getting Boring... I Ought To Know.

From The Moment I Was Six I Felt Sexy. And Let Me Tell You It Was Hell, Sheer Hell, Waiting To Do Something About It.