Nothing In Life Prepares You To Be

You Might Be A Redneck If Somebody Hollers Ho-down And Your Girlfriend Hits The Floor.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Look Upon A Family Reunion As A Chance To Meet 'ms. Right

If You Know All 4 Seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter And Road Construction, You May Live In Canada

You Might Be A Redneck If You Dated Your Daddy's Current Wife In High School.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Pocketknife Has Ever Been Referred To As Exhibit A.