Note To Self: No Matter How Bad

Education Makes Some Men Wiser, Others More Ridiculous And Foolish!

The Man That Does Not Fear Punishment, Little Regards Crime.

I Tried To Make The Punchline As Close To The Setup As I Could. And I Thought That Was The Perfect Thing. If I Could Make The Setup And The Punchline Identical To Each Other, I Would Create A Different Kind Of Joke.

Envy, Like A False Mirror, Distorts The Symmetry Of The Sweetest Form.

In Giving Advice, Aptitude Is Often Less To Be Considered, Than Seasonableness.