Nobody Remembers Who Came In Second.

That's The Only Dog I Know Who Can Smell Someone Just Thinking About Food.

The Rain Washed Away My Pitcher's Mound... I'm A Pitcher Without A Mound... I'm A Lost Soul... I'm Like A Politician Out Of Office." "or A Sailor Without An Ocean..." "or A Boy Without A Girl.

Don't Worry About The World Coming To An End Today. It Is Already Tomorrow In Australia.

The World Is Filled With Unmarried Marriage Counselors.

You Try For A Little Happiness, And What Do You Get? A Few Memories And A Fat Stomach!