Dear Valentine, I Love You. Whoever You

I Was Jumping Rope. Everything Was Fine. And Then Suddenly Everything Seemed So Futile.

I Love America. It's Americans I Can't Stand.

Linus: Nothing Goes On Forever. All Good Things Must Come To An End... Charlie: When Do The Good Things Start?

My Life Has No Purpose, No Direction, No Aim, No Meaning, And Yet I'm Happy. I Can't Figure It Out. What Am I Doing Right?

All Of Earth's Creatures Have, Hidden Within Their Beings, A Wild Uncontrollable Urge To Punt!