Never Trust A Journalist.

The Reason Modern Poetry Is Difficult Is So That The Poet's Wife Cannot Understand It.

I've Never Been More Famous Than I Was, Suddenly, In 1986.

My Heart Has Made Its Mind Up And I’m Afraid It’s You. Whatever You’ve Got Lined Up, My Heart Has Made Its Mind Up And If You Can’t Be Signed Up This Year, Next Year Will Do. My Heart Has Made Its Mind Up And I’m Afraid It’s You.

I Have A Theory That If You've Got The Kind Of Parents Who Want To Send You To Boarding School, You're Probably Better Off At Boarding School.

Some Socks Are Loners They Can't Live In Pairs.