Never, Ever, Ever Give Up.

When You Die, Are You Ever Allowed To Come Back?" "only If You Had Your Hand Stamped.

It Doesn't Matter What You Believe Just So Long As You're Sincere.

Yesterday I Was A Dog. Today I'm A Dog. Tomorrow I'll Probably Still Be A Dog. Sigh! There's So Little Hope For Advancement.

You Know, In A Way, 'dear Santa Claus' Is Rather Stuffy... Perhaps Something A Little More Intimate Would Be Better... Something Just A Shade More Friendly..." "how About 'dear Fatty'?

That's The Secret To Life... Replace One Worry With Another.