Nature Has Given Us Two Ears But

The Palace Is Not Safe When The Cottage Is Not Happy.

The Best Security For Civilization Is The Dwelling, And Upon Properly Appointed And Becoming Dwellings Depends, More Than Anything Else, The Improvement Of Mankind.

The Difference Between A Misfortune And A Calamity Is This: If Gladstone Fell Into The Thames, It Would Be A Misfortune. But If Someone Dragged Him Out Again, That Would Be A Calamity.

Variety Is The Mother Of Enjoyment.

Be Amusing: Never Tell Unkind Stories; Above All, Never Tell Long Ones.