My Own Personal Rule Is To Tell

I Had A Life Experience That Most Of My - That None Of My Friends Had. I Remember I Became Everybody's Rabbi. Everybody Who Needed Advice Would Talk To Me, And It Became An Obvious Thing.

Charlie Sheen Is To Stand-up What Larry Flynt Is To Standing Up.

Life Is Tough, And If We Don't Laugh, We're Going To - Our Head Will Explode.

Maybe I'm Corny, But I'm A Big Believer In Second Chances.

The Real Question Is How Do You Stay Funny In Your 70s And 80s? And That's A Real Accomplishment, You Know, The Longevity.