My Own Personal Rule Is To Tell

Instead Of Running For President, Why Don’t You Try Walking On A Treadmill?

Charlie Sheen Is To Stand-up What Larry Flynt Is To Standing Up.

People Are Not Afraid To Be Very Direct With Police. And I Think That's Part Of The Problem Is That People Are Angry At The Cops And Then The Cops Are Stressed Out And They, You Know, Pay It Backwards, So To Speak.

My Life And My Career Have Been A Series Of Happy And Not So Happy Accidents.

Life Is Tough, And If We Don't Laugh, We're Going To - Our Head Will Explode.