My Kids Are So Much Better Parent

Longevity In My Family's Been Pretty Good. And My Grandparents Were Pretty Spry At Their Age, So I Figured I'd Probably Stay Skinny And Fairly Agile. I Used To Do Old Men All The Time In Sketches. And There Used To Be An Organization Called The Gray Panthers. And They Would Send Me, Oh, Terrible Letters About Making Fun Of Old People. And I Would Just Always Say, "i'm Playing The Old Person I Intend To Become!"

My Brother And I Laughed A Lot As Kids. We Came Up In The Middle Of The Depression, And Neither One Of Us Knew We Were Poor. We Had Nothing, But We Didn't Know It.

I'm Really In Retirement. My Career Is Over. I'm Just Playing Now And Having A Great Time. I Like To Keep Busy, And I'm Doing What's Fun For Me.

I Married Somebody Half My Age, And Everybody Thought I Was Crazy, But She Is Just An Absolute Angel.

No, No, It Was The Relationships. That Was That Group. People Believed That Rob And Laura Were Really Married In Real Life. You Know, A Lot Of People Believed That.