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There Once Was A Man Name Barack, Whose Re-election Came As A Shock. He Raised The Taxes I Pay, And Then Turned Marriage Gay. And Now He's Coming After Your Glock.

If I Had A Dime For Everytime That I Was Wrong, I'd Be Broke.

...why Were You Happier When You Were A Kid? Because You Didn't Know Anything. The More You Know, The Sadder You Get.

I Deliver My Truth Hot And Hard.

Football Is American; Why Are The Romans Numering Our Bowls?!