My Father Confused Me. From The Ages

God Made Nightbutman Made Darkness.

My Father Was My Greatest Inspiration. He Was A Lunatic.

For Ten Years Caesar Ruled With An Iron Hand. Then With A Wooden Foot, And Finally With A Piece Of String.

A Sure Cure For Seasickness Is To Sit Under A Tree.

Are You Going To Come Quietly, Or Do I Have To Use Earplugs?