Middle Age Is When It Takes Longer

If At First You Don't Succeed, You May Be At Your Level Of Incompetence Already.

Every Girl Should Use What Mother Nature Gave Her Before Father Time Takes It Away.

You Could Generally Inform A Real Close Friend: When You Have Manufactured A Idiot Of On Your Own He Does Not Truly Feel You've Finished A Long Lasting Job.

Two Can Live As Cheaply As One - If They Both Have Good Jobs.

There Are Two Kinds Of Egotists: Those Who Admit It, And The Rest Of Us