Method Is The Arithmetic Of Success.

To Enjoy A Good Reputation, Give Publicly, And Steal Privately.

Pedigrees Seldom Improve By Age; The Grandson Is Too Often A Weak Infringement On The Grandsire's Parent.

It Strains A Man's Philosophy The Worst Kind To Laugh When He Gets Beat.

The Books Are Balanced In Heaven, Not Here.

Morally Considered, Laughter Is Next To The Ten Commandments.