To Enjoy A Good Reputation, Give Publicly,

Ignorance Ain't Not Knowin' Stuff; Ignorance Is Knowin' Stuff That Ain't True.

Morally Considered, Laughter Is Next To The Ten Commandments.

And Now The Lads And Lasses, Following The Example Of The Birds, Bill And Coo Together.

Don't Have Any More Secrets Than You Can Keep Yourself.

Thrice Is He Armed That Hath His Quarrel Just, But Four Times He Who Gets His Blow In Fust