Marriage, Friends, Is A Lifelong Feast; Love

As For Kissing On The First Date, You Should Never Date Someone Whom You Would Not Wish To Kiss Immediately.

My Ability To Keep Cool In A Crisis Is Based Entirely On Not Knowing All The Facts.

Bad Things Don't Happen To Writers; It's All Material.

..people (in Minnesota) Avoid Stupidity When Possible, Not Wanting To Be A $10 Haircut On A 50 Cent Head.

A Compassionate Conservative Is Someone Who Electrocutes Juveniles But Lets Them Have A Last 'make A Wish'.