A Compassionate Conservative Is Someone Who Electrocutes

To The Cheater, There Is No Such Thing As Honesty, And To Republicans The Idea Of Serving The Public Good Is Counterfeit On The Face Of It — They Never Felt Such An Urge, And Therefore It Must Not Exist.

He Was Admired For Never Being At A Loss For Words And Never Wasting Any Either.

A Minister Has To Be Able To Read A Clock. At Noon, It's Time To Go Home And Turn Up The Pot Roast And Get The Peas Out Of The Freezer.

A Girl In A Bikini Is Like Having A Loaded Pistol On Your Coffee Table - There's Nothing Wrong With Them, But It's Hard To Stop Thinking About It.

The Mass Of Men Lead Lives Of Shallow Happiness; The Superior Man Exults In His Gloom.