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He Who Laughs Last Didn't Get It In The First Place.

I Told My Dentist I Want A Tooth To Match The Others. He Gave My One With Four Cavities.

I Once Met A Beautiful, Proper English Girl. I Bid Her Adieu.... She Bid Me A Don't.

I Have Good Looking Kids. Thank Goodness My Wife Cheats On Me.

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