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I Don't Need The Approval Of The Press, But I Just Wish They'd Stop The Viciousness....i Never Felt Sorry For People Like Lindsay Lohan In My Life. I Thought They Were Dopey Little Movie Stars. Now I Feel Sorry For Those People.

Whenever I Go On A Show With A Comedian I Just Counter Punch.

America Offers The Most Amount Of People The Best Opportunity To Pursue Happiness On The Planet. That's Why Millions Of Illegal Immigrants Have Poured Into The Country - Most Of Them Poor. They Believe They Have A Shot To Improve Themselves Economically.

One Of The Downsides Of Being Famous Is That Folks Pay Far More Attention To You Than They Should. American Celebrities Are Constantly Under Surveillance, And Every Word They Say Is Subject To Scrutiny. So, Be Careful What You Wish For If You Desire Fame. No Human Being Should Be A Goldfish.

When I Tell Children That They Are Far Too Dependent On Their Gizmos, They Do Not Deny It. But They Really Don't Care. This Is Their Real Life - Texting About Trivial Things; Listening To Numbing Music On Their Private Headphones. The Machines Block Everything Out - You Create Your Own Little Trivial World.