Life Is Like A Game, Charlie Brown...

I'm Depressed! I'm Completely Depressed! I Am Firmly Convinced That There Is No One In This World Who Really Likes Me!" "so What Else Is New?

The Rain Washed Away My Pitcher's Mound... I'm A Pitcher Without A Mound... I'm A Lost Soul... I'm Like A Politician Out Of Office." "or A Sailor Without An Ocean..." "or A Boy Without A Girl.

The Only Time A Dog Gets Complimented Is When He Doesn't Do Anything.

One Of Beethoven's Favorite Dishes Was Macaroni And Cheese. The Girl I Marry Must Be Able To Make Good Macaroni And Cheese..." "how Did Beethoven Feel About Cold Cereal?

In Life, It's Not Where You Go, It's Who You Travel With.