There's A Difference Between A Philosophy And

I Feel Sorry For Little Babies... When A Little Baby Is Born Into This Cold World, He's Confused! He's Frightened! He Needs Something To Cheer Him Up... The Way I See It, As Soon As A Baby Is Born, He Should Be Issued A Banjo!

The Worst Part Of It Is You Don't Know If He's Barking At An Owl, The Moon Or A Burglar!" "that's One Of The Drawbacks Of A Limited Vocabulary!

I'm Dying And All I Hear Are Insults!

Nothing Echoes Like An Empty Mailbox.

The Only Thing I Ever Wanted To Be Was A Cartoonist. That's My Life. Drawing.