Life Is Like A Box Of Cookies.

Even Castles In The Sky Can Do With A Fresh Coat Of Paint.

Constipation Was One Of The Things She Hated Most In The World, On Par With Despicable Men Who Commit Domestic Violence And Narrow-minded Religious Fundamentalists.

Death Is Not The Opposite Of Life, But A Part Of It.

Gays, Lesbians, Straights, Feminists, Fascist Pigs, Communists, Hare Krishnas - None Of Them Bother Me. I Don't Care What Banner They Raise. But What I Can't Stand Are Hollow People. When I'm With Them I Just Can't Bare It, And Wind Up Saying Things I Shouldn't.

You Make Do With What You Have. As You Age You Learn Even To Be Happy With What You Have.