Larry Is Back In Town...the Wedding Is

I Talk To Myself Everyone Once In A While. Give Myself Very Good Advice. Sometimes I Even Take It.

When You Apologize, Try Not To Smile At The Same Time. It Ruins The Effect

My Writing Style Is Very Sensual, As In Sensory Detail

I, Anita Blake, Scourge Of The Undead-the Human With More Vampire Kills Than Any Other Vampire Executioner In The Country-was Dating A Vampire. It Was Poetically Ironic.

My Father Had Taught Me To Be Nice First, Because You Can Always Be Mean Later, But Once You've Been Mean To Someone, They Won't Believe The Nice Anymore. So Be Nice, Be Nice, Until It's Time To Stop Being Nice, Then Destroy Them.