I, Anita Blake, Scourge Of The Undead-the

Zebrowski Says That If You Killed Someone Else Just Hide The Body, He's Not Starting Over On The Paperwork.

Everyone Spends Their Lives Trying To Balance Their World Between Good And Evil.

All I Really Wanted To Do Was Cuddle Back Under The Blankets, Maybe With A Certain Stuffed Toy Penguin I Knew. Yeah, Hiding Sounded Good.

I Love Animals, Always Have, And It Seemed Natural To Help The Aspca. Animals Have No Voice Of Their Own, So We Have To Be That Voice

I Turned Down Halloween Parties Every Year, Where People Wanted Zombies Raised At The Stroke Of Midnight Or Some Such Nonsense. The Scarier My Reputation Got, The More People Wanted Me To Come Be Scary For Them. I'd Told Bert I Could Always Go And Threaten To Shoot All The Partygoers, That'd Be Scary. Bert Had Not Been Amused. But He Had Stopped Asking Me To Do Parties.