Kissing Is Like Drinking Tea With A

Failure Is The Only Thing I've Ever Been A Success At.

The Audience Was Swell. They Were So Polite They Covered Their Mouths When They Yawned.

If You Watch A Game, It's Fun. If You Play It, It's Recreation. If You Work At It, It's Golf.

Tokyo Cab Drivers Are All Ex-kamikaze Pilots.

Every Naval Vessel Has A Contingent Of Marines Aboard. After All, The Sailors Have To Have Someone To Dance With.