The Audience Was Swell. They Were So

Democrats Have An Answer To The Unemployment Problem. They're All Running For The Presidency.

Vice President Spiro Agnew Can Not Cheat On His Score : Because All You Have To Do Is Look Back Down The Fairway And Count The Wounded.

When They Asked Jack Benny To Do Something For The Actor's Orphanage - He Shot Both His Parents And Moved In.

Go Figure A Crazy, Mixed-up Country Where Ballet Outsells Boxing. I Wouldn't Be Surprised If Their Wrestling Was On The Level.

When We Recall The Past, We Usually Find That It Is The Simplest Things - Not The Great Occasions - That In Retrospect Give Off The Greatest Glow Of Happiness.