Justin Bieber Stole My Haircut. And Axl

You Will Not Forestall My Judgement!

In The Office, The Mail That Came In Was Always 10 To 1 For Me.

My Wife Says When I Go Out To The Refrigerator, I Do Three Minutes (entertaining) When The Light Goes On!

Over The Last Couple Of Years I Have Gotten An Average Of 2,000 Letters A Week From Fans.

America Changed My Life, But I Still Think Of Home And Working In Scotland Was An Important Part Of That.