Just Read The Farm Relief Bill. It's

There Is Nothing Fairer Than Workmen Having Unions Of Their Mutual Benefit.

Never Blame A Legislative Body For Not Doing Something. When They Do Nothing, That Don't Hurt Anybody. When They Do Something Is When They Become Dangerous.

Golf Is Good For The Soul. You Get So Mad At Yourself You Forget To Hate Your Enemies.

If You Got A Dollar, Soak It Away, Put It In A Savings Bank, Bury It, Do Anything But Spend It. Spending When We Didn't Have It Put Us Where We Are Today. Saving When We've Got It Will Get Us Back To Where We Was Before We Went Cuckoo.

I Never Took A Human Life, I Only Sold The Fellow The Gun To Take It With.