Jealousy Seldom Punishes With The Severity It

I'm No Good At Anything But Comedy, Which I Think I'm Good At. I'm Absolutely No Good At Networking; I'm Terrible At Acting; I'm Terrible At Dealing With Executives; I'm Terrible At Collaborating. And I Say Whatever I Want To Say. But I Think I'm Good Enough At Comedy That I Can Survive. And I Don't Really Have An Ambition For Money.

You Know, With Hitler, The More I Learn About That Guy, The More I Don't Care For Him.

Note To Self: No Matter How Bad Life Gets, There's Always Beer.

If It Wasn't So Pointless And Ridiculous, It Would Be More Humiliating. Also, If There [hollywood] Weren't So Many People As Bad As Myself - Equally Untalented People - It Would Be Even More Humiliating.

I Was In My Peak Physical Condition When I Was About Like, Uh... One. Oh God, I Looked Good, Young And Fresh! You Wouldn't Know Me Now If You'd Seen Me When I Was One, You Know? I Even Looked Good For My Age. People Would Come Up To Me And Go, What Are You, Zero? And I'd Go, No, I'm One Over Here!