It Seems To Be A Law Of

Not That I Had Any Special Reason For Hating School. Strange As It May Seem To My Readers, I Was Not Unpopular There. I Was A Modest, Good-humoured Boy. It Is Oxford That Has Made Me Insufferable.

Good Sense About Trivialities Is Better Than Nonsense About Things That Matter.

The Dullard's Envy Of Brilliant Men Is Always Assuaged By The Suspicion That They Will Come To A Bad End.

One Might Well Say That Mankind Is Divisible Into Two Great Classes: Hosts And Guests.

I Need No Dictionary Of Quotations To Remind Me That The Eyes Are The Windows Of The Soul.