Isn't It Amazing How Celebrity Status Preempts

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People In This Country Haven't Stopped Hating Fat People, But They've Become More Kind To Me, Since In Our Culture, Even Though We Hate Our Fat People, We Love Our Celebrities Even More.

Isn't It Amazing How Celebrity Status Preempts Even The Most Ingrained Hatreds?

So Instead Of Beating Myself Up For Being Fat, I Think It's A Miracle That I Laugh Every Day And Walk Through My Life With Pride, Because Our Culture Is Unrelenting When It Comes To Large People.

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