In The End We Must, I Think,

I Don't Claim To Have Any Special Interest In Natural History, But As A Boy I Was Made Aware Of The Annual Fluctuations In The Number Of Game Animals And The Need To Adjust The Cull To The Size Of The Surplus Population.

There's A Cord Sticking Out Of The Back. Might You Tell Me Where It Goes?

You're Just A Silly Little Whitehall Twit: You Don't Trust Me And I Don't Trust You.

There Is Nothing Like It For Morale To Be Reminded That The Years Are Passing - Ever More Quickly - And That Bits Are Dropping Off The Ancient Frame. But It Is Nice To Be Remembered At All.

You're Not Wearing Mink Knickers,are You?