List of E. L. Konigsburg Quotes

Going To School- Picking An Apple Getting An Education- Eating It

They Called Themselves The Souls. They Told Ms. Olinski That They Were The Souls Before They Were A Team, But She Told Them That They Were A Team As Soon As They Became The Souls. Then After A While, Teacher And Team Agreed That They Were Arguing Chicken-or-egg. Whichever Way It Began--chicken-or-egg, Team-or-the Souls--it Definitely Ended With An Egg. Definitely, An Egg.

Jamie, You Know, You Could Go Clear Around The World And Still Come Home Wondering If The Tuna Fish Sandwiches At Chock Full O'nuts Still Cost Thirty-five Cents.

Kids Want Acceptance From Their Peers, But In Two Different, Opposing Ways: They Want To Be Like Everyone Else And They Want To Be Different From Everyone Else. So The Question Is: How Do You Reconcile These Opposing Longings?

Can You Know Excellence If You've Never Seen It? Can You Know Good If You Have Seen Only Bad?

...just Because I Don't Have On A Silly Black Costume And Carry A Silly Broom And Wear A Silly Black Hat, Doesn't Mean That I'm Not A Witch. I'm A Witch All The Time And Not Just On Halloween.

Because After A Time Having A Secret And Nobody Knowing You Have A Secret Us No Fun. And Although You Dont Want Others To Know What The Secret Is, You Want Them To At Least Know You Have One.

But Happiness Is Not Always Loud And Bright And Crowded. Happiness Ripens Like A Watermelon, Sweet And Rosy On The Inside With Only A Thin Top Layer Altogether Free Of Small Black Pits. And, Like A Watermelon, The Whole Thing Can Be Covered With A Plain Dark Rind.

Nathan, How Can You Stand Playing The Same Piece Over And Over Again?" And Grandpa Nate Answered, "why Don't You Ask Me How I Can Stand Making Love To The Same Woman Over And Over Again?

A Nasty Letter Or A Sarcastic One Can Make You Righteously Angry, But What Can You Do About A Polite Letter Of Rejection? Nothing, Really, Except Cry.

I've Been The Oldest Child Since Before You Were Born

I Believe In Courtesy. It Is The Way We Avoid Hurting People's Feelings. She Thought That Maybe, Just Maybe, Western Civilization Was In Decline Because People Did Not Take Time To Take Tea At Four O'clock.