In My First Week As A U.s.

Well, I Think That There's A Value To Comedy In And Of Itself.

When You Live In New York, One Of Two Things Happen - You Either Become A New Yorker, Or You Feel More Like The Place You Came From.

I’m Good Enough, I’m Smart Enough, And Dog-gone It, People Like Me.

My Dad Always Told Me To Stand Up To Bullies, And Bill O'reilly Is Kind Of A Bully, And He's The Kind Of Kid Who Hits Other Kids On The Playground. And When You Hit Him, He Runs To The Teacher And Says, 'teacher, Sue Him.'

I’ve Never Understood Why We Would Want To Deny All The Joys - And The Challenges - Of Marriage To Anyone. Which Is Why I Think Any Loving, Committed Couple — Gay Or Straight — Should Be Able To Get Married.