If You Want To Be An Actor,

Nature Eventually Has Her Own Way, So Perhaps The Best Procedure Is To Accept What Old Mother Nature Or God, If You Will, Dictates. Accept It And You'll Get Along Better.

I Was A Fat-headed Guy, Full Of Pain.

...and There I Suddenly Found My Articulate Self In A Dazzling Land Of Smiling, Jostling People Wearing And Not Wearing All Sorts Of Costumes And Doing All Sorts Of Clever Things. And That's When I Knew! What Other Life Could There Be But That Of An Actor?

I Have No Plans To Write An Autobiography, I Will Leave That To Others. I'm Sure They Will Turn Me Into A Homosexual Or A Nazi Spy Or Something Else.

I May Not Have Married For Very Sound Reasons, But Money Was The Least Of Them.