List of Noel Coward Quotes

There Are Bad Times Just Around The Corner, There Are Dark Clouds Travelling Through The Sky, And It's No Good Whining, About A Silver Lining, For We Know From Experience They Won't Roll By...

I Don't Think Pornography Is Harmful, But It Is Terribly, Terribly Boring.

Mad Dogs And Englishmen Go Out In The Mid-day Sun.

It's No Good Pacing Up And Down. It Won't Make The Plane Arrive Any Faster. Just Sit Down And Accept That We're Delayed. You're Just Making A Fool Of Yourself.

A Bloody Good Thing, But Too Late.

The Air Is Like A Draught Of Wine. The Undertaker Cleans His Sign, The Hull Express Goes Off The Line, When It's Raspberry Time In Runcorn.

Exercise Is The Most Awful Illusion. The Secret Is A Lot Of Aspirin And Marrons Glaces.

Christopher Marlowe Or Francis Bacon The Author Of Lear Remains Unshaken Willie Herbert Or Mary Fitton What Does It Matter? The Sonnets Were Written.

It's Such A Surprise For The Eastern Eyes To See, That Though The English Are Effete They're Quite Impervious To Heat.

Here Ends The Story Of A Ship, But There Will Always Be Other Ships, For We Are An Island Race. Through All Our Centuries, The Sea Has Ruled Our Destiny. There Will Always Be Other Ships And Men To Sail In Them. It Is These Men, In Peace Or War, To Whom We Owe So Much. Above All Victories, Beyond All Loss, In Spite Of Changing Values In A Changing World, They Give To Us, Their Countrymen, Eternal And Indomitable Pride.

The Pleasures That Once Were Heaven Look Silly At Sixty-seven.

You Always Ought To Have Tom Cats Arranged, You Know - It Makes 'em More Companionable.