If You Start To Disrespect The Character

I Don't Like Big Feet. It Reminds Me Of Gammon.

I Think It's Always Funny When You See Kids Do Shakespeare. When I Was At School, I Was In Hamlet. I Played Claudius, Who's Supposed To Be A 60-year-old Man, And I Was Like 18. It's Inherently Ridiculous Seeing 18-year-old Boys With Gray Beards. That's Always Funny.

I'm Not Like A Politician That Goes Around Talking About Family Values. And I Can't Get Fired From Being A Funny Person Because I Did Something That Most People Are Disapproving Of. I Think People Are Just Obsessed With This Morality That People Perceive As Being The Right And Wrong Way Of Doing Stuff.

I'm 47, My Girlfriend's 33; She's 14 Years Younger Than Me: Back Of The Net!

What Terrifies Me Is That I Might Somehow Endorse That View So People Think They Don't Have To Read Books Anymore.