If You Really Want To Get Along

In Church I Was Told That If I So Much As Smoked A Cigarette Or Tasted Alcohol, I’d Be Damned In Hell For All Eternity... It Didn’t Take Long For Me To Start Thinking That Sounded All Wrong... I Didn’t Cotton To The Idea That Your Religion Should Be Flaunted To Other People. Your Religion Is For You, And Is Best Kept Close To Your Heart.

My Wife Actually Got Worried About My Drinking So Much Regular Milk, You Know, So She Got Me Into Rice Milk And Now Soy Milk, Which I Greatly Enjoy. A Soy Mocha's A Fine Thing.

Vaporizers Are Good For Your Lungs. Cigarette Smoke Will Kill You. I Never Heard Of Anybody Dying From Marijuana Smoke. Vaporizers I Think Are Smarter.

Small Family Farmers Are The Only Things That Can Save Us Because They Take Care Of The Land. Future Farmers Of America Are Going To Be Our Heroes. Same With Biodiesel, Either Way We Need Small Family Saustainable And Organic Farmers.

I Started Writing Cheating Songs When I Was Too Young To Have Any Idea What I Was Writing About - Broken Hearts And Things Like That. I Just Think It Was Something I Already Knew, Something I Had Experienced In Another Lifetime.