If You're Gonna Get Wasted, Get Wasted

I Don't Encourage Anybody To Do What I Do, You Know? Why Should You? More For Me!

You Can't Accuse Me Of Anything I Haven't Already Confessed To.

To Me, It's Important To Prove That This Isn't Just Teenage Kids' S**t And You Should Feel Embarrassed When You're Over Forty And Still Doing It.

Everybody Thinks You Reach A Certain Age And You're A Grownup, But It's Not True. Nobody Grows Up Until The Day They Croak.

Let Me Be Clear About This. I Don't Have A Drug Problem. I Have A Police Problem.