If You Have An Ounce Of Common

Recently I Heard A 'wise Guy' Story That I Had A Party At My Home For Twenty-five Men. It's An Interesting Story, But I Don't Know Twenty-five Men I'd Want To Invite Ta A Party.

If I Weren't A Christian Scientist, And I Saw "trog" Advertised On A Marquee Across The Street, I'd Think I'd Contemplate Suicide.

My Tears Speak For Me.

Find Your Happiest Colours - The Ones That Make You Feel Good.

[to The Mother Of Two Unruly Children In A Restaurant After The Woman Said She Really Didn't Know What To Do With Her Children:] Have You Tried Infanticide?