If You Cannot Patiently Bear Correction, Endeavor

A Proper Disposition Of Time Leaves A Man At Leisure In The Very Bustle Of Affairs; Without Delaying The Attention Of His Concerns To The Last Or Giving Them Unnecessary Application At First: It Affords A Season For Everything By Affording Everything Its Proper Season.

If You're Watching A Comedian On Television And He's Making A Political Point, I Would Say He's Gotten Too Serious.

The Vanity Of Being Asked Advice Often Makes Us Confirm The Opinion Of Those That Consult Us.

Whenever I Do Theaters, I Don't Like 'em. I Don't Think They're Right For Stand-up.

I Don't Have Any Ambition.