If Life Were A Camera, I'd Have

There's A Difference Between A Philosophy And A Bumper Sticker.

Have You Ever Known Anyone Who Was Happy? And Was Still In His Right Mind, I Mean.

My Grandfather Has Been Very Depressed Lately. He Just Doesn't Know What To Do. He Says It's Late In The Game, And He's Afraid That Life Has Him Beaten." "tell Him To Take Out The Goalie.

In Life, It's Not Where You Go, It's Who You Travel With.

Sucking Your Thumb Without A Blanket Is Like Eating A Cone Without Ice Cream!