If I Were Blind, I'd Wear A

My Credit Card Company Says I Have An Outstanding Balance. I'm Flattered.

For Me, Possibility, Progress, Growth, Those Things Are Very.. They Feel Very Good. It Doesn't Usually Come With Negativity. I Don't Really Mind Sucking At Something As Long As I'm Getting A Little Bit Better At It Along The Way.

I Like Digital Cameras, Because They Enable You To Reminisce Immediately.

I Think Statues Are Great; They Show What Great People Would Look Like If A Bird Sh*t All Over Them.

Sometimes, When Something Really Great Happens To Me, I Like To Wait Two Weeks Before I Tell Anyone About It, Because I Like To Use The Word 'fortnight'.