If I Screw Up Raising My Kids,

Always...no Wait...never.

I Never Touched A Gun In My Life. That And That Alone Forever Doomed Me To Middle Management.

I Believe You Should Place A Woman On A Pedestal: High Enough So You Can Look Up Her Dress.

The Operation Was A Success, But I'm Afraid The Doctor Is Dead.

A Remarkable Memoir That's Packed With Anecdotes, Advice And Humor, All While Maintaining A High Level Of Dignity And Self-awareness.