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Culture Is A Way Of Coping With The World By Defining It In Detail.

To Put It Another Way: A Conference Is An Elite Meeting On Equal Terms; A Congress Is A Group Of Elites Meeting On Opposite Terms; A Convention Is A Mob Meeting On Equal Terms; A Course Is An Elite Instructing A Mob; And A Colloquium Is A Group Capable Of Considering All These Phenomena.

Reading Someone Else's Newspaper Is Like Sleeping With Someone Else's Wife. Nothing Seems To Be Precisely In The Right Place, And When You Find What You Are Looking For, It Is Not Clear Then How To Respond To It.

English History Is All About Men Liking Their Fathers, And American History Is All About Men Hating Their Fathers And Trying To Burn Down Everything They Ever Did.

The English Are Polite By Telling Lies. The Americans Are Polite By Telling The Truth.