If Brute Force Doesn't Work, You Aren't

See How Exciting Anthropology Is? He’s A Leading Expert In Ancient Greece. Now You Should All Change Your Majors So That You Can Ogle Men Like Him All Day Long. Or Better Yet, Uncover Naked Male Statues. (tory) Was That Necessary? (acheron) Hey, I Live To Recruit Students For The Department. If I Can Make You Good For Something, Then By Golly I’m Going To Do It. (tory)

The Man Hates Your Guts More Than Stryker Does. You’ll Be Lucky If He Doesn’t Pull Your Spine Out Through Your Nostrils. (tory) Nice To Have Miss Merry Sunshine Back Again. Any Other Eeyore Outlooks You’d Like To Share? (acheron)

On Mardi Gras, She Got His Soul Back And Freed Him. (wulf) Oh Man, That Sucks. Now He’s Going To Have To Join Kyrian On The Geriatric Patrol. (chris)

Hey, Sunshine, Your Friend’s Awake. What’s His Name? (starla) I Don’t Know, Starla. I Didn’t Ask. (sunshine) You Look Like A Steve. Are You Hungry, Steve? (starla)

To Infinity Then. (bubba) What’s That Mean? (nick) It’s Something My Dad Used To Say When I Was A Kid. To Infinity, Meaning You’d See Something Through To The End. (bubba) Infinity Is Never-ending. (nick) That’s Right, Which Means You Keep Going And Going No Matter What Happens Or What Obstacles You Meet. Over, Under, Around Or Through. There’s Always A Way. And If You Have To Chase Something To Infinity, Strap On Your Big-boy Pants, Hiking Boots, And Go. (bubba)