I Wish You The Beast Of Luck!

If Shakespeare Was Alive Today, He'd Be Writing Wrestling Shows.

I Remember When I Was A Kid That The Only Way To See Hulk Hogan Wrestle Was You'd Have To Go To The Live Shows. He Was Never On Tv. So I Thought "why Not Do The Same Thing?"

Whenever You Get A Bunch Of Guys That Are Funny Or Think They’re Funny, When You First Meet, There’s Always A Lot Of Bits And It’s Never, Ever, Ever Funny. So Basically You Have To Get Through The Awkwardness.

I Really Don't Care If Stephanie Enjoys Kissing Kurt Angle. Or If Kurt Angle Enjoys Kissing Stephanie. Or Hell, If Kurt Angle Enjoys Kissing Triple H! Cause As Far As I'm Concerned All Three Of You Can Kiss My Ass!

Talking Of First Times Stephanie, I Bet Your First Time Was Really Memorable For You And The Captain Ot The Football Team .. And The Basketball Team .. And The Softball Team, The Track Team, The Chess Club And The Pool Boy!